Unreal Man

Unreal Man

 

He said, stand back

won’t put upon

your shoulders are not

broad or strong

My problems are my own you see

and you can’t take that weight for me!

 

So here’s the truth

you need to know

the perfect man I’m not

and so

I’ll tell you now ‘fore it’s to late

And you will think I’m not so great

 

She shouted mate you’re

not alone,

we all have faults

we call our own

and don’t you think I’ll change my mind

a nicer man I couldn’t find

 

So for coffee

not a date they went

so she could see quite

what he meant

but Essex girls they are quite dumb

as he walked away she thought…..

 

 

 

………….Nice Bum!

 

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